Protected: J’s last letter.
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Category: The Last Chapter
Must remember.
12 March 2004 Must remember to buy balloons too. Continue reading Must remember.
Performance Review
CONFIDENTIAL FILE NOTE Staff Member: CEO Subject: Performance Review Date: Tuesday, 2 March 2004 During KRP discussions today, J conceded that his performance of normal duties was not satisfactory and that delays in Newsletter production and failure to complete various tasks requested of him, … Continue reading Performance Review
Hell, Hell, Hell.
—–Original Message —– From: J Sent: 24 February 2004 23:39 To: S Subject: Fanx! [I had sent J a retro t-shirt with the Dukes of Hazard Boys on it as he had said in our “Mink Conversation“.] Hey Sis, just wanted to say thanks for the t-shirt! It really cheered me up. Ah, how I loved that blonde one when I was a kid. I’ve … Continue reading Hell, Hell, Hell.
I love you, be happy. I’ll be there soon.
—–Original Message—– From: J Sent: 05 February 2004 02:13 To: S Subject: Open at your peril. I don ‘t really know what ‘s going on here, but I think it’s bad. Very, very bad. J [There was a photo attached – from memory it was a very, very bad, cheesy family Christmas photo, one where they are wearing matching horror outfits.] —–Original Message- … Continue reading I love you, be happy. I’ll be there soon.
Extra nubbin
—-Original Message —– From: J Sent: 23 January 2004 04:13 To: S Subject: Life is full of attractive options for a guy like me, check this out. http://www.ugcs.caltech.edu/~wenz/advance.html (PS: You missin’ Ma yet?) J From: S Sent: 23 January 2004 08:05 To: J Subject: Hee hee, I have always loved your extra little nubbin – have they worked out why men have nipples yet? … Continue reading Extra nubbin
Pants on head time.
From: J Sent: 19 December 2003 05:04 To: S Subject: I am going on holidays from today. …so no more spam from me for a bit. I won’t be back at work until 20 Jan. Well, I have to go and run all the way home with my pants on my head. Bali here I come. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! J —–Original Message —– From: J Sent: … Continue reading Pants on head time.
Skywriting
From: J Sent: 04 November 2003 02:33 To: S Subject: It’s Melbourne Cup today. 28° and not a cloud in the sky. Except for the skywriting ” CAB 55″, whatever that means. Thinkin’ of ya Sis. J About Dead Man’s Diaries Continue reading Skywriting
Please pass the turkey to the vegetarian homosexual and his mink wearing sister.
8 Oct 2003 – INSTANT MESSENGER “MINK” CONVERSATION BETWEEN J & S. S: Hello baby, I’m back, finally got my email/instant messenger sorted out. J: Ah good, some QUALITY spam of mine was bounced back to me. Devastating! S: A question – Is it bad to want a mink? J: An answer – YES. S: Why? J: You sad old tart – what the fuck do you wanna … Continue reading Please pass the turkey to the vegetarian homosexual and his mink wearing sister.
Ya old goat!
From: J Sent: 08 September 2003 15:03 To: S Subject: I have a video phone! PIC000005.jpg Happy Birfday, ya old goat! (I sent this from my phone, are you impressed?) It only cost me 900 DOLLARS! Love ya Continue reading Ya old goat!
