-----Original Message-----

From:    J
Sent:    05 February 2004 02:13
To:      S
Subject: Open at your peril.

I don ‘t really know what ‘s going on here, but I think it’s bad. Very, very bad.

J

[There was a photo attached – from memory it was a very, very bad, cheesy family Christmas photo, one where they are wearing matching horror outfits.]

 

-----Original Message- ----

From:    S
Sent:    Thursday, February 05, 2004 7:42 PM
To:      J 
Subject: RE: Open at your peril.

Where can I get a family costume like that?! Mine would have to be mink of course  : )

How are you little bro?

S

 

From:    J
Sent:    05 February 2004 22:47 
To:      S
Subject: RE: Open at your peril.

Why don’t you buy one on the way to PRISON! Cos that’s where you’ll end up anyway, wearing something like that. Did you notice the guy was smart enough to not look at the camera? Bleurgh!

Apart from the shivers of horror that snake through me every time I think of that photo, I’m OK But I tell you what I fucking HATE this job. Coming back from holiday made me realise it I really really REALLY fucking HATE this job. This job is making me so goddarn miserable it’s ruining my life for real. I’ve applied for some other jobs but I don’t know if I can take it I’m thinking of quitting now. That’s how bad it is. But I’m really poor and can’t afford to take the risk. And mum would organise a Shame, Dole Bludger, Shame!” picket outside my house if I even dreamed of leaving one job without another lined up. I didn’t realise how much I hate this job until I got back from holiday. Normaly I don’t really enjoy my holiday breaks cos I’m too poor to go anywhere. But this time I went away and had a grand old time and I was actually happy. And then I came back to work and I was miserable again. And then I worked out that it was the job. I thought I was just a miserable cunt in general but no its the job. I’m happy when I ‘m not here  If I wasn’t in so much debt I would totally quit RIGHT NOW. But I’m poor and paying double rent now since Jade moved out and I took over her room for my computer and all my crap  Bah! What I’d really love is to have just $10K so I could take a few months off. How can I get money real fast? (Apart from robbing little old ladies.) Gah! I’d better get back to pretending to do some work

 

From:    S
Sent:    06 February 2004 17:47
To:      J
Subject: RE: Open at your peril.

Honey, honey you sound so miserable so bad in fact you didn’t check your grammar or spelling, which tells me you really were venting your spleen.

Know it sounds bad but what exactly is it you do and exactly for whom? (Dentistry Newsletter but give me details) .

Do what I do and trawl charity shops and then flog it for tremendous amounts of money on eBay or Amazon. I am earning a nice little living it has to be said .

Sooooooooooo what are your skills? What makes you happpppppppppppy? (Who really knows the answer to these bloody questions.)

If you do what you love you ‘ll never work another day in your life … bladdy bladdy blaaaa …….

Wish there was something I could do…  Don’t worry I ‘ll be out there soon and we can just lunch all day or something or hey maybe we could open a shop together (imagine that) or go man hunting, anything.

I love you, be happy.  I’ll be there soon.

S