J’s Diary Entry
Saturday, 10 June 1995
My sister had her baby. A girl with no name. 7lb, 12 oz, 11:45pm (UK time) 44 hour labour in all. S is Wonder Womb. The bub has curly black hair and plenty of it Mum says. I had to ring all the dud relatives, nerve-wracking experience. Christ, I am an Uncle!
Today is also my one year celibacy anniversary – hoo-fuckin’-ray.