Tuesday, 11 January 1994 S, How’s it going? I mailed your first Cleo magazine yesterday, but didn’t have time to put a letter in. I must say, to my shame, that I had a flick through it. Well, what I saw was enough for me to be sworn off bananas for life! (see the “Banana Smooshie” recipe in the “How to Drive Your Man Wild … Continue reading Farts & Deadlocks on Doors
Wednesday, 15 December 1993 Dear S Just a few lines in with your Xmas card. So very pleased to get your letter but sorry to hear you have been sick and in hospital S and Jack with his leg in plaster, cripes both in the wars together. Thank you for the lovely calendar you sent us, it is beautiful and we’ll hang it in the … Continue reading Our Grandmother really, really, REALLY loves “Xmas”
Thursday, 10 June 1993 How you going Sis? How’s married life treating you? (I thought I’d get as many clichés out of the way as soon as possible.) How’s life in England? I can’t believe I’ve been back for over a month already, it doesn’t feel like it. I still feel refreshed I guess, which is good I suppose, though Winter is closing in upon … Continue reading Shut your ugly turtle face!
Thurs 2 Apr 1992 – First met Leah Sat 2 May – 1 month with Leah. Celebrations with too much chocolate and vodka. Tue 2 June – 2 months with Leah. Hopelessly in love. Thur 2 July – 3 months with Leah. I gave her candelabra – still hopeless. Sun 2 Aug – 4 months with Leah. She gave me a Nephilim poster – YEAH!! Found a picture of J’s … Continue reading J finds love.
7 February 1992 Dear S I know that this is going to be the hardest letter I have ever had to write. I have asked your Dad to leave the house. The reason for this is that on Thursday night of last week I had been out and have had a feeling for some time that Dad was still seeing Lilith. I drove around to … Continue reading Bad news letters from mum are always hand written.
Friday, 1 November 1991 8:14pm Dear Jewel of My Universe, Howe bee youe? You’re letter was fulle of ye olde Englishe slange so I assume ye transition to the land of Pomp and Splendour is complete, ande yae verily have I adjusted my texte soe ye wille bee ablee to reade ite. Haaah! funny eh? How are you? I just had a letter telling me … Continue reading Caught smoking “Geraniums” by Mum and Dad.
Letter from S to friends back in Australia. 18 Sep 1991 Hi Girls, thanks for the communal letter, thought you had all forgotten about me. It’s nice to know that you’re all still alive. I can’t believe that seven months has gone by. I don’t quite know where to start with all my news. It is now 4.30pm, I finish in an hour and … Continue reading News from London.
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